Ek Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Se Pucha: Tune Bachpana Diyachin Liya; Jawani Dichin Le; Paisa Diyavapas Le Liya; Ab Ye Bivi Di Hai To; Dekar Bhul Gaya Kya?
Mobile Aaya Kaimra Khatm! Mobile Aaya Hath Ghadi Khatm! Mobile Aaya Tarch Khatm! Mobile Aaya Radio Khatm! Mobile Aaya Em Pi3 Khatm! Mobile Aaya Chitthi Khatm! Mobile Aaya Calculator Khatm! Mobile Aaya Computer Khatm! Mobile Aaya Sakun Khatm! Aur Agar Aapka 'Mobile' Aapki 'Bivi' Ke Hath Aaya To Aap 'Khatm'!
Aatmahatyaen Do Tarah Ki Hoti Hain! Pahli (Tej Aur Aasan): Gale Men Rassi Dalo Aur Pankhe Se Latak Jao! Dusari (Dhimi Aur Dardnak): Gale Men Varamala Dalo Aur Jindagi Bhar Latke Raho!
Ek Bar Adalat Men Pati Par Patni Dwara Jaanleva Humle Ka Ek Kes Chal Raha Tha! Jaj Ne Chashmadid Gavah Se Pucha "Aapne Dekha Ki Yah Mahila Apne Pati Par Jaanleva Hamla Kar Rahi Hai To Aapne Kya Kiya?" Gavah: Me Lard! Maine Usi Vakt Apani Mangetar Ko Fon Lagaya Aur Kaha Ki Maine Jivan Men Kabhi Bhi Shadi Na Karne Ka Faisla Liya Hai
Aye Samundar Jarurat Nahin Teri In Laharon Ki; Jindagi Men Tufaan Laane Ke Liye Gharwali Hi Kafi Hai!
Ek Aadmi Kumbh Ke Mele Men Prathna Kar Raha Tha; He Prabhu Nyay Karo He Prabhu Nyay Karo! Hamesha Bhaibhan Bichhudte Hain; Kabhi Patipatni Par Bhi Trai Karo!
Chuha Billi Se Darta Hai; Billi Kutte Se Darti Hai; Kutta Aadmi Se Darta Hai; Aadmi Bivi Se Darta Hai; Bivi Chuhe Se Darti Hai Kyonki Duniya Gol Hai
Mirja Galib Bhi Kya Khub Kah Gaye Hain: Jald Baji Men Shadi Karke Sara Jivan Bigad Loge; Aur Soch Samjhkar Karoge To Bhi Kaun Sa 'Ter' Maar Loge
Sarkari Naukar Ke Mahine Gujarte Hain Din Ke Anusar Alagalag Avasthayen Hain: Tarikh 1 Se Tarikh 10: Garam 11 Se 20: Naram 21 Se 30: Besharam Sarkari Naukar Ki Biwion Ke Mahine Gujarte Hain Din Ke Anusar Alagalag Avasthayen Hain: Tarikh 1 Se Tarikh 10: Chandramukhi 11 Se 20: Suryamukhi 21 Se 30: Jwalamukhi
Mirja Galib Bhi Kya Khub Kah Gaye Hain: Jaldabaji Men Shadi Karke Sara Jivan Bigad Loge; Aur Soch Samjhkar Karoge To Bhi Kaun Sa 'Ter' Maar Loge
Hindustani Nari Sanskaron Wali Hoti Hain Vo Sabke Samne Apne Pati Ko 'Abe Gadhe/A Gadhe' Nahin Kahati Isiliye Kahti Hain "E Ji/ O Ji Sunte Ho"