Kumbh Mela Najdik Aa Raha Hain Sadhuon Ki Sankhya Mat Badhaiye Apane Patiyon Ko Pareshan Mat Kijiye Unhen Pyaar Se Rakhiye ~ Nasik Mahanagar Palika
Ek Vaigyanik Tathy: Ek Aadmi Ka Pura Khun Chusne Men 12 000 Macharon Ki Jarurat Padti Hai Lekin Sirf Aapki Bivi Hi Yah Kaam Akele Kar Sakti Hai
Pati: Kal Time Par Offis Jana Hai Subah Jaldi Utha Dena Patni: Utha Dungi Agar Main Jaldi Uth Saki Pati: Main Bhagwan Se Dua Karta Hu Ki Wo Tujhe Jaldi Uthaye
Ofis Se Ghar Aate Hi Pati Gusse Se Patni Par Chillaya "Maine Jab Fon Kiya To Mera Fon Kyon Nahin Uthaya?" Patni Ne Bhi Chidhkar Jawab Diya "Main 'Ringtone' Par Nach Rahi Thi Isliye"
Jab Koi Shadishuda Aadmi "My Sweet Wife" Likh Ke Apni Bivi Ke Sath Foto Dalta Hai To... Kasam Se Insaniyat Se Bharosa Hi Uth Jata Hai
Pati: Main Tumhare Liye Sadi Launga Gahne Kharidunga Aur Tumhen Duniya Ki Sair Karane Le Jaunga Patni: Chalo Hato Modi Kahin Ke
Aaj Subah Main Jaise Hi Ghar Se Nikala To Ek Billi Mera Rasta Kat Gayi Main Wahi Ruk Gaya To Billi Mujhe Dekh Hanste Hue Boli "Abe Nikal Ja... Teri To Shadi Ho Chuki Hai Ab Isse Bura Tera Kya Hoga"
Aurten Bhi Ajib Hoti Hain Devdas Ka Shahrukh Inhen 'Romantic' Lagta Hai Aur Apna Pati Sharab Piye To 'Bevda' Lagta Hai
Aaj Ka Gyaan: Apni Bivi Ko Hamesha Is Dhokhe Men Rakho Ki Har Ladai Har Jhagade Har Baat Men Vahi Jitati Hai Aap Sukhi Rahoge!
Pati: Kaha Gayi Thi? Patni: Khun Dene Pati: Jab Tak Mera Khun Piti Thi Tab Tak To Thik Tha Ab Use Bechane Bhi Lagi?