Nayiny Shadi Ke Baad Dulhan Ne Khana Banaya To Galti Se Khane Men Mirch Thodi Jyada Daal Di Pati Ajib Kism Ka Munh Banakar Khane Laga To Patni Ne Pucha "Kya Khana Achcha Nahin Bana?" Pati: Khana To Bahut Accha Bana Hai Patni: To Fir Aapki Aakhon Me Aansu Kyon Hain? Pati: Are Yah To Khushi Ke Aasu Hain Patni: Are Aapne To Khana Khana Hi Chhod Diya Pati: Bas Main Majbur Hun Itni Khushi Bardasht Nahin Kar Pa Raha
Patni: Aap Bahut Bhole Hain Aapko To Koi Bhi Ullu Bana Sakta Hai Pati: Sahi Kah Rahi Ho Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Ullu Bana Diya To Isse Jyada Bura Kya Hoga
Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha "Jab Hamne Shadi Ki Thi Tab To Aap Mujhe Bade Prashansniy Namon Se Bulate The Jaise Meri Ras Malai Meri Barfi Meri Rabdi..Lekin Ab In Namon Se Kyon Nahin Bulate?" Pati: Dudh Ki Mithai Kitne Din Tajai Rahegi
Nayiny Shadi Ke Baad Navvivahit Jodi Sabji Lene Gayi Sabziwala: Babuji Bahu To Convent Men Padhi Hongi Pati (Puri Tarah Khushi Se Sina Fula Kar): Bhai Kaise Pahchana? Sabziwala: Thaile Men Niche Tamatar Aur Upar Kaddu Jo Rakh Rahi Hain
Pati: Har Subah Jab Meri Aak Khulti Hai To Main Prarthana Karta Hu Ki Bhagwan Sabko Tumhare Jaisi Patni De Patni (Khush Hokar): Sach Men Pati: Han Aakhir Main Akela Hi Dukhi Kyon Rahu?
Aaj Subah Akhbar Ke Sath Ek Pamflet Aaya Jisme Likha Tha "Kya Aap Sharabi Hain? Turant Call Karen Ham Aapki Madad Kar Sakte Hain" Bivi Piche Pad Gayi Call Karo Call Karo Marte Kya N Karte Call Kiya To Pata Laga Daru Ki Nayi Dukan Pe Naya Offer Tha "Ek Ke Saath Ek Free" Isliye Kahte Hain Ki Gharwali Ki Baat Maan Lene Men Hi Bhalai Hai
Shadishuda Aadmiyon Ke Liye: Jab Bivi Kahti Hai "Aji Sunte Ho" To Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Jaise Kah Rahi Ho "Big Boss Chahte Hain"A
Jindagi Men Hamesha Khush Raho Gate Raho Muskurate Raho Taki Kisi Ko Pata N Chale Ki... . . . . . . . . . . . Tum Shadishuda Ho
Patni: Main Har Roj Puja Karti Hu Kash Ek Din Shri Krishna Ke Darshan Ho Jayen Pati: Ismen Kyaa Hai Bas Ek Bar Mirabai Ban Ke Jahar Pi Le Shri Krishna Kya Saare Bhagwan Ke Darshan Ho Jayenge
Patipatni Ka Jhagada Ho Raha Tha Patni: Tumhen Meri Awaaz Se Bahut Pareshani Hai N Bas Aaj Ke Baad Tum Meri Awaz Nahin Sunoge Pati: Kyon Kya Tum Gungi Hone Wali Ho? Patni: Nahin Main Tumhen Bahra Karne Wali Hu
Patni: Agar Koi Khubsurat Naujvan Mujhe Bhagakar Le Ja Raha Ho To Tum Kya Karoge? Pati: Main Kahunga Bhagakar Le Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai Aaram Se Le Jao
Pati: Aaj Bahar Khana Khayenge Patni (Khushi Se): Thik Hai Main 2 Minat Men Taiyar Hoti Hu Pati: Ha Chalo Jaldi Se Khana Banao Main Bahar Chatai Bicha Hu