Santa in kbc.. qus: videsh jane wali pehli bhartiya mahila kaun thi...? . . . . . . . . . santa- sita ji..! ravan ke sath sri lanka..
Dr.: aapke 3 danth kaise tut gaye santa.: wife ne kadak halwa banaya tha wo khaya isliye. . dr.: to halwa khane se mana kar dete . santa.:- fir to 32 ke 32 tut jaate.
Santa:- ager "bivi ko "bhootni lipat jaye, to tu kya karega ? . . banta:- mujhe"kya karna ! ye do "behno"ka" aapsi "mamla" hai.:-
In a job interview santa is asked: "aapko kitne saalo ka tajurba hai?" banta: sir, maaf karna, mujhe saalo ka to nahi lekin mujhe 2 saaliyo ka tajurba hai:-
Santa- itne saare log football ko laat kyu maar rahe hai banta-abe gadhe goal karne ke liye santa gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge
Santa : yar banta mene ek tv liya pr vo chal nahi raha kya tu dekh lega... banta : 2 ghate tak lagatar tv ko dekhta raha or phir badi soch me pad gaya .... bada sochne k baad bola yaar tu sahi kah raha tha ye chal nahi raha....kamina itani der se jara sa bhi nahi hila....
Santa's son: papa agar aapko, rs10 aur rs5 raaste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge ?? santa : 10 rs ka.. son: isliye aap per joke bante hain.. . . . . 2no bhi to utha saktey ho..
Banta was travelling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. the driver adjusted the mirror. banta shouted, you are trying to see my wife, sit back. i will drive.
Santa ws watching ftv. . suddenly son came. santa-gareeb ladkiyan he,kapde lene k liye v paise nahi hai. . son- is se v gareeb aaye to mujhe bula lena.
A touchng fight…! boy- i want to end our relationship..i am going to return you everything you gave me…! girl-ok then let’s start with love…
Santa: doctor, this medicine is not available at any medical store.' doctor:oh sorry, i forgot to write the medicine. that was my signature.
Santa, the film producer, planned a remake of the classic english film, the good, the bad and the ugly in hindi . santa named it – main, meri biwi aur uski maan.