Snta:- ye thums up walo ne paresaan kr rkhhaa h..,, bnta:- q..??? snta:- yar bv roz raat ko thodi si pila k zid krti h chalo aaj kuch tufaani krte h...
Santa: ladki dekhne gaya ladki ka baap: beta sharab pete ho.. santa: sharab to baad me penyge abi to sirf chai chalege.
Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar rha tha.. . upar se 1 aurat boli - dikhta nahi hai, diwar hai... . santa bola-thoda side se dekho, dikh jayega....!!:-/
Santa hindi ki madam ko : santa : - madam ji hindi main"appu"kasie likha jeyega . madam :- pahle aa ,,, phir adha pa ,,,, phir puura pa ,,,,, or phir oooou.... :p
( santa sadak par ghum rha tha ) banta-ye sadak kaha jati h. santa-ye sadak kahi nahi jati. raat din yahi padi rahti h.
Rang de basanti movie dekh kar santa ko bohut gussa aa gaya. banta- why you are so angry.? santa-pure film me basanti ko dikhaya hi nhi.
Santa chup chap baitha tha. use dekh banta ne pucha. banta:kya kar rahe ho? santa:badla le raha hun. banta:kise santa:samay se. usne mujhe barbad kiya ab mein use barbad kar raha hun:)
Santa:god 1 kudi chahye, god:tu muslim h to katrina dunga pnjabi to karina bania h to yana gupta bol tera nam kya h santa- santa singh gupta khan.
Santa:jab main paida hua tha to mere papa ne 51 banduke chalwai thi. banta:kamaal hai, sabka nishana chook gaya..:-d
Santa dials a number a girl receive santa-kon girl-me sita santa-sorry mataji ludhyana lagaya tha ayodha lag gaya
Santa ne job k 1st day computr pe 11 ghante guzare boss khusi se: gud aaj kya kiya santa:keyboard ki abcd aage piche lgi thi wo sahi kr di
Jyotish-tune abi 10 kilo chawl kharide h? santa-haan ji..oyye..tussi to antaryami ho jyotish agli baar aana,to kundli lana, ration card nah