Son: dad, is there any place where people love everyone no matter their race colour or sexuality? dad: yes son, it's called pornhub!
A padded bra is like real estate. the super built-up area is very impressive but the actual carpet area is disappointing!
Height of being positive: girlfriend: jaanu meri shaadi pakki ho gayi hai. boyfriend: chalo achha hai... ab condom ke bina bhi kar sakte hain!
A professor told his class: "fame will come to you only after you succeed!" a blonde asked, "who is 'seed'?"
3 irish men in a pub called mick, pat and tat. the barman says, "are you all related?" mick said, "yeah we're triplets!" the barman said, "triplets!, how come you and pat are 6ft tall and tat is only 4-ft tall?". "well!" said mick "me and pat were breastfed so there was no tit for tat!
Girlfriend's father (army officer): kitna pyaar karte ho meri beti se? boy: bahut zyada. girlfriend's father: uske liye goli kha sakte ho? boy: bina goli ke bhi 20 minute khada rehta hai, uncle!
There are 2 ways of living life: 1. ab kya hoga bhenchod 2. bhenchod jo hoga dekha jayega place bhenchod correctly and move on in life!
Sepoy buta was marched up to the regiment co on a complaint received from the nearby red light area lady for non-payment of dues after services were rendered. co: gaya si? buta: haan saab. co: keeta si? buta: haan saab. co: paise kyon nahi ditte? buta: saab, affsaran da rate mangdi si!
Paradoxical: you want your husband to be good in bed but you don't want to give him time to go for training outside!
Marwadi suhag raat ko sex karte hue: thari, bahut loose hai! biwi (gusse se): jaldi nikalo aur meri car, lcd, ac aur jewellery bhi vapas karo. marwadi: galti ho gayi, maro hi patlo hai!
A naked ceo looks in the mirror and says to his wife, "why do i always get a hard on when i look at myself?" wife says, "because even your cock thinks you're a choot!"