Masks are going to be just like condoms. you don't like wearing them, but you keep one on you just in case they don't let you in without one!
Did you know that 'bat soup' is a million time stronger than viagra? you drink a plate and fuck the whole world!
Coronavirus has established a connection between nasal cavity and the anus. moment one sneezes sabki gaand phatne lagti hai!
Punjab to enforce strict lockdown on weekends (saturday and sunday) is like, "baby, upar upar se kar lo"! #punjablockdown
Hiv ne penis pe condom laga diya. covid ne munh par mask laga diya. gand sirf bachi thi, usse economy maar rahi hai!
Sanjay raut has brought revolutionary changes to cuss words. according to him, haramkhor means naughty. so, we can safely assume chutiya means sweety and gandu means cutie!
Masks are apparently the new bra. they are uncomfortable, you only wear them in public and when you don't wear one everyone notices!
All those people resorting to panic buying: make sure you stock up condoms, so you don't produce any more idiots! #covid_19 #coronavirus