A risky question: aggar ek taraf sher khada ho aur dusri taraf - mera khada ho; to batao... . . . . . tum kis ki taraf jaoge? ab hanso mat bolo - jaan pyari hai ya gaand!
Gujju lady: mane divorce joye che, mara pati active nathi. judge: pun tamara pati to kabaddi champion che. gujju lady: eej to problem che. khali 'touch' kari ne bhagi jay che!
Sex karo daily, jab aapki girlfriend ho akeli; na ho aapki girlfriend toh ragdo uski saheli; aur aggar na mile saheli, tu zindabad hatheli; jawaani yunhi nikal jayegi, isse enjoy karo daily!
A boy takes his girlfriend to a restaurant. boy: kya khayegi? girlfriend: jo aap khaoge boy: vagina? the girlfriend gets angry and slaps the boy. boy: pagal aurat, i was asking veg hi na?
A girl calls a boy: ghar pe koi nai hai. aa jaao, aish karenge! boy (shocked): abhi to tere saath 2 baar kar ke lauta hu? girl: oh, sorry! phir se tumhe hi lag gaya!
A goan girl, rosemary divorced her husband whose sir name was mr. lele... beacuse she was sick of telling her name, "rosemary lele". imagine her luck, she got married a person by the sir name of mr. marlow!
Behind every - "wow, congrats dude you deserved her!" . . . . . . . . there is a "iss chutiye ko bhi ladki mil gayi, ek main hi reh geya hun!"
Lungi ke 4 fayde: garmi lage, upar karlo. thandi lage, aud ke so jao. naukri chodni hai, aage se upar kar lo. naukri karni hai, peeche se upar kar lo!
Girl calls boy: ghar pe koi nai hai. aa jaao, aish karenge. boy (shocked): abhi to tere saath 2 baar kar ke lauta hu? girl: oh, sorry phir se tumhe hi lag gaya!