What is mutual understanding? wife: i love you. husband: kitne paise chahiye? husband: i love you. wife: ruko, bachhe soye nahi abhi!
I was so excited when my wife texted me that she wanted to be on top tonight. didn't have a clue that she was talking about the bunk bed that we bought last week!
If sex without wife's consent is rape then by this logic, isn't . . . . . . spending husband's money by the wife without his consent robbery?
In today's relationship: you can touch each other's private parts. but you can't touch each other's cell phones because they are so private!
I decided to go for a jog today. as i set off, i heard clapping behind me. then i realised, it was my butt cheeks cheering me on!
If hilary clinton wins in 2016, it will be the first time that two presidents have had sex with each other.
The capacity to watch complete porn film, and that too without putting it on fast forward, should be considered an achievement par excellence!