Rajnikant ko ipl ki team chennai superking ka coach banaya gaya. result- csk won fifa world cup,cricket world cup, australian open, & wwe :)
What is the moral of rajnikant's movie"robot"? ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ladkiya sirf insan ka hi nahi, machine ka v dimag kharab kar sakti h...
People update status via blackberry, iphone, ipad, etc.. . . . . . . . . . . . . rajinikanth updates status via calculator!
Once again, rajnikant thought of making a website on whatever he knows... . . . . . . of course the site is... . . . . . (-: ...wikipedia... :-)
Once rajnikanth was finding something on net nd made a few timepass website... today known as.... . . . . . . . . google.... . . . . . . . . yahoo.... . . . . . . . . bing... ;-)
Rajnikant & a girl were playing cards (teen patti), rajnikant had 3 ekkas (aaa) but cud not win, why? . . bcoz the girl had 3 rajnikants..
Insult:- once rajnikanth sat for d mba exam, guess what happend ? hona kya tha fail ho gaya bechara.. mba hai mazaak thodi he
Amma: beta rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai ? . . . . rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj theek kar k aata hu.. :-)
Girl- ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano rajni babu...;-( rajnikanth-0.00000000000007892724576 rs.per grm.... mind it..;-)
Am aur ravan ladai kr rhe the. ravan- chal mai ja rha hu, bye. ram- kyu? dar gya ravan- abe! piche dkh rajnikant aa rha h
Ek baar rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui.. . . . . . . . . . . result- aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;) :
'wanted' revised... salman- ek bar jo mene commitment kar di uske bad to mai... . . . . . . . . . sirf rajnikant ki hi sunta hu.