Rajinikanth Jokes

Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy; and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy.

Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.

When God watched Robot, he said,`Oh my Rajnikanth!`.

Rajnikanth ordered a dosa at MacDonald`s and he got it.

Alfred Noble is to be honoured with Rajjnikanth award.

Rajnikanth wear sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes.

Rajnikanth can speak Braille.

Rajnikanth makes coffee by grinding beans with his teeth and boiling milk with his anger.

Rajnikanth can sentence a judge.

Dinosaurs once laughed at Rajnikanth. As a result, they are extinct.

I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer.
I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.`

Once Rajnikanth woke up in the morning & decided to share the knowledge with everyone & thus Google originated.