Once rajnikant tried horse riding without a horse, . . . . . . . . . now that is known as gangnam style...
Girl romantic mood mein rajnikanth se boli. girl: “ek chutki sindoor ki keemat, tum kya jaano?” rajnikanth: “0.00078924576 rs. per gram.”
Ek bar gandhi ji gym gaye, vaha unko rajinikant mila aur unse bola. rajinikant: “wah re bapu, kya body hai!” bus tabse, unhone shirt pehenna chod diya
Once rajnikanth gave tips to a 12th std cbse student.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . now he is called sarthak agarwal...;) :d:d
Rajnikant on kbc amitabh-rajni ji ke lie pehla question pesh kia jae... computer screen-can i use a life line....?!
James bond shoots a prsn & says-'i m bond, james bond'. climax-bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at bond, n? bond dies d prsn says-'i m kant, rajnikant.
When rajnikant was in college he had selected 3 subjects, . .. ... and 2dy dat subject r called . . arts,commerce and science!;-):-p: -d yenna rascala mind it..!!!!!
Rajnikanth's fb status -those who wont lyk this status wont b able 2 use fb anymore. .. notification -mark zuckerberg & million othrs lyk dis
Once rajni, santa banta n cid were going through forest .. suddenly a strong storm came .. santa said to banta,'ab hum bach nai paenge' ... acp said to daya,'pata lagao ye tufaan kis taraf se aaya h' .. n rajni said .. 'sorry for sneezing excuse me'
Rajnikant garba ki raat dhol baja raha tha.. . .. ... thodi der baad ek alien dharati per aaya aur bola . .. ... bhai mere bete ka kal exam hai, thoda dheere bajaa...:/:p :o :d
Rajnikant ne vidya balan ko cycle pe aage bithaya vidya-rajni mujhe dekh ke apka khada nhi hota? rajnknt-pagli ye ladies cycle hai. pata hai tu kis pe baiti hai??? :-p
Prove that 2/10=2 japanese student: wrong question. pakistani student: hum toh school hi nahi gaya. american student: it’s strange, how is it possible? indian rajnikant solved it: two / ten =wo/en (t with t cancel) w = 23rd letter o = 15th letter e = 5th letter n = 14th letter so, 23+15 / 5+14 = 38 / 19 = 2 saala maths ka itihaas hila dala. yanna rascala, mind it!!