Why did obama came to india ? . . . . . . . to receive the payment of nasa's rocket . . . . . . he sold to rajnikanth for this diwali.
Rajnikanth ne taalab k paani par petrol daal kar aag laga di... . . . . . . . fir . . . . petrol-petrol rah gaya aur sara paani jal kar rakh ho gaya.
Now maths teacher to student: when aryabhatta counting rajnikanth's mistakes . . . . . . . . then he invented 'zero'
Maa: beta rajni solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai? rajnikant: yanna raskala, ruko maa . . . . . . . . . suraj ko thik kar ke ata hu!
Wen neil armstrong landed on moon, he fainted when saw a board- . . . . . . . . . "stick no bills, its the property of rajnikanth.."
Unbeatable love of rajnikanth for his girlfrien gf: mera koi picha karte rehta he rajni:ok i'l c it.. next day. gf:hey where is my shadow?
Once a person threw an ignited cigarette up in the sky. it fell on a planet, which is now known as "sun" and the person is none other than "rajnikant"
Gabbar : kitne aadmi the ? kalia : sarkar 1 gabbar : aur tum ? kalia : 100 gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath, kaun tha woh ? kalia : rajnikant. gabbar : oops ! sorry bhai..!!
Amrikaa se msg aaya india ko dear, rajnikant please close your fridge properly yours faithfully mr. obama. usa
Do u know why the sun moves towards north in uttarayana? . . . . . usko dar lagta hai k south main rajnikant patang udata hoga kahi kat na jau.
When rajnikant was in college, he had selected 3 subjects- . . . and today that subject are called . arts, commerce and science! yenna rascala mind it..!
Who can stop fifty cars with one hand? . . . . . . . . . . . . . traffic police. kya yaar, har baar rajnikant thodi hoga…