Girl:kya tum mere ashiq ho boy:ha girl:to phir muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do boy:tera ashiq hu rajnikant ka beta nahi.
Wanted' revised... salman- ek bar jo maine commitment kar di uske bad to main, sirf rajnikant ki hi sunta hu.
Ricky ponting is visiting every church in australia only to thank god that . . . . rajnikant is not in indian cricket team.!!
Q- jis din aakhri rajnikanth pj mara jayega us din ko kya kahenge?.................. a- rajini ka ant !!...
Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths. . . . . . . . now that powder is used as “cement”..:)
Rajnikant enters big boss 4! .. ... .. ... next day... ... "rajnikant chahte hai ki big boss confession room me aaye...!"
Cid vs rajnikant: wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage, . wo hum pe, hum unpe marne lage, . acp-daya pata karo log hume chhodh kar rajnikant k msg kyo karne lage??
What travels faster then sound . . . . its "light" . .. i know u all were expecting it to be "rajnikant" his speed cannot b measured...
Someone offered a mobile phone to rajini... he simply refused the offer... and that brand became the most famous mobile company... . . . its "nokia" bcauz rajini ne usko no kia... :)
One day rajinikanth' s daughter got kidnapped...! on the very next day . . . . . . . . rajinikanth kidnapped the kidnapper.
This is ultimate of all.. once a photo of rajnikanth was given for xerox.. .. guess what.. .. ... .. we got two xerox machines!!
Rajnikant recently went to hritik, to learn dance.. but hritik refusd toteach . . . so he's in wheel chair in guzarish..