Lalu to rabri: agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata doke ande kiske hai, toh woh murgi bhi tumari. rabri: lalu ji, koi hint toh do na plz?
Breaking news:-sonia gandhi (in dabbang style) :- hazaaro se darr nahi lagta saheb.. hazare se darr lagta hai..
Lalu ke peeche kutte ka bachha padh gaya, lalu bhagte bhagte bole, hum to bsnl ka card dalwaya hun, sasura vodafone ka network kaise pakad raha he?
Amul - the taste of india babool - the paste of india rahul gandhi- the waste of india. modi- the best of india. sonia- the guest of india.
Asif zardari ne islmabad men nawaz sharif k sath mil ker coca cola pi or nawaz sharif ne kaha k judge kub bahal hongay? to zardari ne kaha..
Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia! = itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi, = salary ghanta barhi, ghanta barha dia
Ab full corruption ki bari hai, q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, ab lootna maal sarkari hai, q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai, q k izzat ka shikari asif ali zardari hai, ab photi qismat hamari hai, q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai asif ali zardari hai,
Zardari ka farman, subse pehlay sadar-e-pakistan, mulk ko bana do qabristan, khatam karo musalman, dollar hai apna eman, or bush hai abba jaan,
Breaking news: rahul to retire. bjp president: wow, it's time to celebrate. secretary: sir, it's rahul dravid retiring from test cricket and not rahul gandhi from politics.
Congress: celebrating holi, the festival of colors is the best to forget the whitewash in up and goa!
It'll be ironical if pawan bansal escapes railgate and fixed by maneka gandhi for sacrificing a goat!
If the government limits sms, just because rumors are spreading; by the same logic, should we stop paying taxes because the money is being siphoned due to corruption?