Politics is not a good location or a vocation for anyone lazy, thin-skinned or lacking a sense of humour. -john bailey-
There was a little confusion at the meeting in the white house when bush was told that obama was coming, bush said, “oh, you mean we caught him.?”
If god had been a liberal there wouldn't have been ten commandments, there would have been ten suggestions.
I always voted at my party's call, and i never thought of thinking for myself at all. -w. s. gilbert-
The only difference between the democrats and the republicans is that the democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. -oscar levant-
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight -it's the size of the fight in the dog.
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship. -ivern ball-
Ninety-eight percent of d adults in dis country r decent, hardworking, honest indians.it's d other lousy 2% dat get all d publicity. but then, we elected them.
You know very well that whether you are on page one or page thirty depends on whether they fear you. it is just as simple as that.
The heaviest penalty for deciding to engage in politics is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself. -plato-