Pappu Restricted Jokes

Teacher: what is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?
pappu: gaand mara, saale!

Pappu: dad, i want to be like you.
santa (feeling proud): that's so nice, son. so you want to be an engineer?
pappu: no dad! i too wanna fuck sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!

Pappu: tumhe kaisa boyfriend chahiye?
girl: jo mujhe time de, pyaar de, respect de, appreciation de... tumhein kaisi girlfriend chahiye?
pappu: jo mujhe de!

Late-night conversation:
girl: chal bye, mom chilla rahi hai!
pappu: papa ko bol aaram se!

Girl: i'll suck your brain.
pappu: we don't call it brain!

Teacher: why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?
pappu: very simple, hand made things are always costly!

Pappu: dad, what purpose condoms are used for?
santa: to avoid such questions!

Girlfriend: yeh purse pakdo main abhi aayi.
pappu ne purse khola usme se rubber ka lun nikla.
girlfriend wapas aakar: purse khola to nahi?
pappu: na ji na, main khol ke lun lena!

Teacher: what are vowels?
pappu: vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!

Neighbour: ye mobile ke saath din bhar kya karte ho?
pappu: wahi jo aap kar rahe hain.
neighbour: kya?
pappu: ungli!

Bunty: how do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
pappu: call her and tell her about it!

Bunty: bhai meri girlfriend pregnant hai. jab ki maine toh usse sirf kis kiya tha.
pappu: main toh pehle se hi bol raha tha ki teri shakal laude jaisi hai!