Patient: Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. I see something coming from far but when I reach there it's nothing there. Doctor: It's a new disease called.... "Achhe Din deficiency syndrome"!
Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya. I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now!
Teen Baar Talaq Bolne Ka Lafda Khatam Ho Geya, Hamari Wali Toh Iss Ke Dhyare Mein Bhi Nahi Aati, Phir Bhi Iske Paon Khushi Se Zameen Pe Nahi Lag Rahe!
Waiting for Modi Ji to say "Mitron... Virat Ki Shaadi Bhi Tabhi Hui Jab Kendra Mein BJP Ki Sarkar Hai. Kya Yeh Achhe Din Nahi Hain Mitrono?" In response Rahul Gandhi will say "Dekhiye... Kendra Mein BJP Sarkar Hai Aur Virat-Anushka Ko Italy Mein Ja Kar Shaadi Karni Padi. Kya Yahi 'MAKE IN INDIA' Hai Modi Ji Ka?"
News: 3rd double hundred by Rohit Sharma in ODI. Anushka: Papa Sahi Kehte The, Sharma Ji Ka Ladka Best Tha!
No black money recovered, no 2G scam happened, Ganga still unclean, Vadra still free. I think I voted just to link my Aadhar to my sim card!