Corona virus stages in india: stage 1 - china wale chutiye hain stage 2 - corona hamari jhaant nahi ukhaad sakta stage 3 - bhenchod gaand toh fat rahi hai stage 4 - bhenchod lag gaye laude stage 5 - bhagwan is baar bacha le!
Today they said, "wear a mask while driving alone." tomorrow they will say, "wear a condom when you are sleeping alone!"
Although covid-19 spreads mostly via the mouth and nose, scientists now conclude that the greatest risk comes from assholes!
Expecting to get rid of covid and be completely free and fearless, once vaccinated is like thinking will never have to masturbate once married!
The uk asked a few happy customers of pfizer. they were already satisfied using viagra. this is how pfizer got covid vaccine approval!
Imagine surviving all this unprotected sex only to die of unprotected handshake! #covid-19 #coronavirus
It seems the whole of america has come to a standstill in choosing their next president. medically, this condition is called electile dysfunction. two old men... well past their prime... fighting to get erected!
The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries!
Chinese govt. released the name of the citizen of wuhan who was the first carrier of the virus. his name is lay lee sub kee!
Masks are going to be just like condoms. you don't like wearing them, but you keep one on you just in case they don't let you in without one!