Men and Women Jokes

Men greet by abusing each other... they really don't mean it.
women greet by complementing each other... they also really don't mean it either!

Why do women take men for granted?
They like to believe if they can train one, they can train all!

After seeing great leadership of Indian coaches, today one thing is proven...
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that if women listen to men, they can achieve wonders!

Men are like Mascara, they usually run at the first sight of emotion!

Women look at weddings as a beginning of romance, while men look at weddings as an end of romance!

Average Male weight - 72kgs
Average Female weight - 60kgs
Who knew a working brain weighed 12kgs more!

Women have many faults. It's true.
While men have only two... Everything they Say and Do!

Men don't become more mature as they age, they become better at hiding how immature they really are!

When a husband stays alone for a night, the fridge gets over 100 views in just a few hours!

Men are smarter than women.
You have always heard - Intelli'Gents'!
Have you ever heard - Intelli'Ladies'?

Women are considered fragile but you'll never see anything as easily wounded as a man's ego!

Coffee, Chocolate, Men.
Some things are just better rich!