A punjabi medium educated young lady's resume: special qualification: i am flexible enough to perform in all positions!
For all my 40 + nearing friends... there's no reason to fear menopause! it's the eggs that expire and not the hen..!!! the cock still enjoys!
Men look at a woman's behind and go - "wow! what an ass!" woman look at a man's face and think the same!
Telling people it's a good idea to wear masks several months into a pandemic is like bringing condoms to a baby shower!
Things we should learn from dogs: love trust loyalty affection compassion etc.. what we learn: their position!