Insults Jokes

Boy: if you do not marry me, i will die for sure.
girl: why will you die?
there are so many beautiful girls in this world. you can marry one.
boy: when a girl like you rejects me,
how can i think of a beautiful girl!

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

Fuck off. and when you get there, fuck off a bit more.

Your iq is so low that you only pass a pregnancy test!

It's okay to be ugly... but aren't you overdoing it!

I wish you could be ugly for one day.
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because being it every day is really sad!

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

The amount of alcohol i would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!

Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me!

There's nothing like inner beauty. if you're ugly, you're ugly. that's it!

If you think you look ugly in glasses, it may just be because you can see your face better with them!