Boy: You look like a smart girl; let's get married. Girl: Nothing doing, I'm just as smart as I look!
The girl cried piteously after her young man had proposed. "Why are you crying, darling?" asked her lover. "Have I offended you?" "No, dear," answered the girl. "I'm crying for pure joy. My mother always said I was such an idiot that not even a donkey would propose to me, and now one has!"
Girl: What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Boy: Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much!
Boy: Adored one, may I print a kiss upon your lips? Girl: Well-er-yes; you may print it, but you mustn't publish it!
Boy: I love you! Girl: Shut Up! Boy: I'll die for you! Girl: Shut Up! Boy: I can't live without you! Girl: Shut Up! Boy: I'll marry you! Girl: Really? Boy: Shut Up!
Dear Boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look like Victoria Secrets angels!
Girl: I hate the fact that you're taller than me. Boy: Trust me, there is an advantage in it. Gal: What's it? Boy: When I hug you, you can listen to my heart which beats only for you!
Why are boys so careless and irresponsible? Because they know that somewhere a sweet and innocent girl is learning to be responsible for them anyway!
Woman has Man in it; Mrs has Mr in it; Female has Male in it; Madam has Adam in it. So Girls are always incomplete without Boys!
A girl to her boyfriend who is a Maths freak: How am I looking today? Boyfriend: Tan C/ Sin C Girlfriend: What? Boyfriend: Tan C / Sin C = Sin C / Cos C / Sin C = 1 / Cos C = Sec C