Girl: What time do you go to sleep? Boy: Only when you go to sleep? Girl: Why only when I sleep? Boy: Because then I'll have no reason to be awake!
Boy to a girl: Why don't you have a boyfriend? Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend... but why don't you have a girlfriend ? Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So simply waiting for you!
Boys go to college to develop their minds; And Girls go to college to catch them before this happens!
Irony of Life: Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars. After growing up, big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls!
Boy: What's your age? Girl: We don't reveal our age to boys. Boy: What's your email address? Girl: [email protected]
Girl: Why do you always follow me around? Boy: Well because, when I was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams!
Dear Boys, Kitchen has 'He' in it. So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately. Sincerely, Girls!
Expecting a negative answer, a girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken promise? To satisfy his girl, the boy replied: Nothing of these, I haven't done!
Girl: Will you marry me? Boy: Yes. Girl: When? Boy: As soon as I complete CA. Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!
Boy: Sweetie, let's play a game. Girl: What game? Boy: Anything but not "Hide and Seek". Girl: Why? Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find!
Boyfriend: You're so beautiful when you're angry. Girlfriend: Am I not beautiful all the time? Boyfriend: That's what I said!