Breaking news: another covid forced merger. victoria secret to merge with smith & wesson. the new company will be called titty titty bang bang!
The reason women will never start proposing is that the moment they get on their knees... . . . . . . men will start unzipping!
My neighbour's wife discovered that i am active in the stock market. every morning she asks, "aaj chadega kya?"
People always tell me to practice safe sex but i tried it and my dick couldn't fit into the tiny keyhole!
There's a big difference between men and women when they say they finished a whole box of tissues watching that film last night!
Wife: i'm having a headache. husband: do you know that sex can cure headaches? wife: no thanks, i prefer paracetamol. at least, it lasts for more than 3 minutes!
Lady: i have a husband i could never trust. he cheats on me all the time. i am not even sure if the baby i am carrying is his!
A man went to a pharmacy and asked the attendant, "do you have viagra for women?" attendant: jewellry store is across the street!
Whenever your wife complains that you keep missing the toilet bowl, take her outside, hand her the garden hose between her legs and see how well she manages!
Do you why women talk too much and men think too much? because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads!