Parents asked the college watch man: “is this college good?” watch man: “probably the best. i did my course here & got my placement immediately”!!!!!
You seem to be in some distress, said the kindly judge to the witness. is anything the matter? well, your honor, said the witness, i swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time i try, some lawyer objects!
A lawyer wrote in his will, "give all my estate to fools and madmen. from such i had it, and to such i give it again."
Lady 2 her maid: oh kanta, i hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." kanta : i don't believe it! u r just saying that 2 make me jealous!"
Man: i want a divorce. my wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. lawyer: better think it over. wives like that are hard to get!
A pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. after eating, he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. the manager comes running and asks him, `khan sahib, what are you doing?` to this the pathan replies, `can't you read? the board says, wash basin!`
How do you recognize pathan in school? he is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Breaking news: atm @ tariq road is jammed & not in working condition bcoz khan sahab`s wife put hair pin in machine when it said, `enter ur pin`.
A pathan teacher gives dictation test to students, last bench students: we are not able to hear you, sir! pathan: ok i`ll write the words on the board.
Vyaah karoun da ik fayda ta jaroor hai... . .. ... .... paise bhavein lagg jaande ne... par saari umar di cheej ban jaandi hai!
English mother : good night, dear! hindi mother: shubh ratri, beta! punjabi mother: so ja kuteya! mobile da kheda chadd de! rakh de apne peo nu hun... phone wali maa naal svere gala kr lei!