Nasa ne 3 sardaron ko chand pe bheja. rocket uda magar aadhe raaste se vaapas aaya. unko kaaran pucha gaya toh boley: aaj amaaswas hai, chand to nahi hoga...
If sardar want to dial 9449494494, how will he dial? he will first dial 94494 and then press "redial"...
Waiter gives bill to sardarji. sardar: take this card. waiter: but sir, this is ration card sardar: so what? you have written all cards accepted
Once a sardar was roaming in d jungle when suddenly he saw a snake hanging on a tree sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree and near d snake and said: " aisey latakney se height nahi badhti, mummy ko bolo complan pilaaye.. "..
Sardar: yeh kela (banana) kaisa diya? shopkeeper:ek rupiya. sardar: 60 paisa ka deta hai? s.k: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. sardar: ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela de de........
One day a sardarji was talking with his friend.... santa: i and my wife have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with our child. friend: is it?! why? santaji: we have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months!
You haven't got aids, have you? a guy is screwing a great looking blonde. the girl asks, "you haven't got aids have you?" he replies, "no." she responds, "oh, thank heavens for that!! i don't want to get that again...!"
Bill clinton steps off air force one carrying a small dog. one of his secret service men says, "nice dog, sir." bill says, "thanks. i got it for hillary." the secret service man says, "nice trade, sir!"
Security guard applicant a man applying as security guard was interviewed. "what we need is a person with a suspicious mind, high alertness,insistent,unusual sense of hearing and with killer instinct. do you think u are qualified? - "i am afraid not. but could i ask my wife to apply?"
Every girl has a dream... myn is to 2wake up 2 d sound of rocks being thrown at my bedroom window, and see the guy i luv standing in d rain asking me 4 another chance...
Meri har khata ko maaf kar dena ye soch kar dosto......... k tum koun se shareef ho...........!!!@!@;-):-)
What is simiiarty between "mandir ke bahar joote utarna" and "miss cal maarana" ? ? ? ? ? dono mai ye dar laga rahta hai ki koi utha na le ...