Murga aurmurgi ki lovestory murga:i love u,i can doanything 4u murgi:u cando anything 4me murga:yes ofcourse. murgi:toh ek anda de kdikha
Khatarnaak dosti:main ghar der se pahuncha to dad ne pucha "kahan tha tu? "maine kaha: "friend k yahan tha. "dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "haan uncle, yahin par tha. "2 ne kaha: "abhi yaha se just nikla hai. "3 ne kaha: "yahin hai uncle, padh raha hai, phone du kya? "1 ne to hadd hi kar di, kaha: "haan papa bolo kya baat he.
Hum sath marne ka soch kar dariya me kud gaye . uppar pahuch k farishte ne bataya . . . . . beta teri wali to swiming champion thi
Beti-me padosi se pyar krti hu or uske sath bhag rhi hu baap-thanxs mere pese or time 2no bach gye beti-me letter pdh rhi hujo mumy rakh k gyi h ;-)
2 lover apple kha rahe the. ankho me ankhe daal ke.! ladki: tum itna ghur kyo raheho ladka: thoda thoda kha bhukhd 150/- rs kilo hai
Boy 2 othr boy:dude,y r u aftr dat grl,she alrady has a bf? awsome rply khali kursi pe to koi b baith sakta hai.. dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho
Bf ne gf k prse s mob. nikala dkhne k liye k mera kis nam s no. save h, jb bf n apna mob. no dial kra 2 likha tha: . . rechrg wale bhaiya.
Girl-is week roz movie dekhenge. next week roz shopping karenge. . bf-uske next week hum roz mandir jayenge. . gf-wo kyu? . bf-bheekh mangenge
Akbar:mujse vada kar teri biwi ki paheli kiss mujhe lene denga, birbal:vada hujoor! par meri bhi 1shart he, akbar:bol? birbal:shadi apki bahan se karoonga.
Hasna mat.. sabse himmat wala insan kaun hai..? ? ? ? ? ? ? woh jo loose motion me bhi gas chodne ka risk leta hai.....
Aapko pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai? soncho soncho . . . . vry simple kurkure khatam ho jata hi .....
Salman or katrina ke ghar hua ladka. ladke ko dekh bola salman mai gora tu gori fir ladka kyu kala?? to katrina boli. mai hot tu hot jal gaya sala.