I asked the lady i met in the lift what perfume she's using. leavemethefuckcologne, she said. never heard of it!
If you need an answer and you can't find it, just grab a drink, sit back and post the wrong answer on facebook. some asshole will correct you!
Very old husband: i bought some viagra for tonight. wife: well i'm going to need a tetanus shot if you are going to stick that rusty old thing in me!
A punjabi couple was having sex. suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating. husband: bhenchod batti aa gayi, pehle main apna phone charge kar lavan! wife: haan... main vi motor chala ke paani bhar lavan... eh kanjarkhanna te baad vich wi ho jayega!
Thong is the greatest symbol of democracy, because it separates the left from the right, protects the center, changes everyone's "point of view" and forces all the people to look in the same direction with the same goal!
Rohit is not fit, ishant ruled out due to injury. the only sharma that will deliver this australian summer is anushka!
An isro scientist on the first night to his wife: darling, shall i take you to the moon first or the jupiter first? wife: let me see the rocket first!
A man admitted his pregnant wife to the hospital. doctor: the baby is coming early. lady: like father, like son!