Facebook Jokes

Arz Kiya Hai:
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya;
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya;
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Aaj Ussi Ne Facebook Pe Block Kar Diya!

I think I should work for a 'Fence' company... I am really good at putting up 'Posts'!

My friend posted "Facebook has killed the art of Communication". .
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I 'Liked' the post!

Yesterday, I wasted my time on Facebook... only Mark Zuckerburg liked it!

Sometimes I wonder if there is such a thing as true love, and then I remember my love for Facebook!

The most powerful force in the universe is SMS, FB and Whatsapp gossip!

I've never met a group of people more worried about their PRIVACY than the people on Facebook who share EVERYTHING about themselves!

You know you've won the argument on Facebook when they start correcting your grammar!

That moment - when your parents have more friends on Facebook than you!

I'm so grateful to Facebook and Whatapp... otherwise I'd have to phone 1000 people every night and tell them I'm going to sleep now!

Election Commission of India has confirmed that your Vote will be counted even if you don't upload finger mark photo on Facebook and/or Whatsapp.
So just Chill Guys!

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities!