Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke!
Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like: 1. Happily Single 2. Frantically Looking 3. Inconveniently Attached 4. Unhappily Double 5. Stressfully Committed
Civilized people don't kill each other with guns anymore. They kill each other by uploading vacation pictures on Facebook!
Definition of Success: It is when your details and photos are available on Google instead of Facebook.
Girl's status on Facebook: Feeling Sad; 81 Comments; Guy's status: Committing Suicide; 2 likes and 1 comment which reads; Dude who's gonna use your bike now?
If you create drama on Facebook then one fine day, you'll also vanish like: Rakhi Sawant Dolly Bindra Raja Choudhary Sambhavna Seth Himesh Reshamiya and Poonam Pandey Now don't ask me "Who are they?"
If people were influenced by internet games then most of the Facebook users would've become farmers, mafia or gamblers by now!
We are not addicted to WhatsApp or Facebook. We only use it when we have time - lunch time, break time, off time, no time, this time, that time, any time and all the time!