Facebook Jokes

Hum ladke badi
Umeed ke sath
Ladkiyon ke har
Status ko
Like or comment
Karte hai.
Or
Yeh ladkiyan hai ki
I am engaged ka
Status daal ke mere
Jaise masoom ladkon
Ka dil tod deti hai.

Wo online to hai..!!

Lekin pata nahi kis ke liye....!!!!

Tham sa gaya dil..!!
Tumhre comments kisi aur
Ki timeline par dekh ke....!!!!

Tujhase door jaane ka koi iraada na tha...
Par rookate aakhir kaise jab tu hi humara na tha...

Wo mud mud ke humhe dekh rahe the,
Aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud ke humhe dekh rahe the,
Aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na humhe..

After so many years, now i'm convinced that people are just getting married and having babies to have something to post on facebook!

RIP Facebook!
Too many of our parents joined!

Say it on my face, not through your status!

Sometimes I wish I was a bird. So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads!

Your posts on Facebook are inspiring me to unfriend you!

Trust me, when I wake up everyday I have no plans to be awesome. It just happens...

My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future!