Status uploaded on fb by a heart broken boy :( dabby me dabba , dabby me cake.. ek or add hui woh bhi fake.
What is the similarity between facebook and fridge ?? . . . . pata hota hai ki kuch bhi nahi hai, phir bhi din me 10 bar khol k dekhte hai.
Modern dhamki teacher:- beta tumhara test ka result aa gya he kal apne parents ko school lekar aa rhe ho ya facebook pe tag kar ke sab ko dikha du...??? like & share your frnds...
Baap- beta chhod de ye facebook, ye facbook tuje roti nahi dene wali. . . . . kamina beta- haa papa ye facebook muje roti nahi denewali par roti banane wali dega.
Effect of facebook... teacher - batao parle-g par jo green dot bana hota hai uska kya matlab hota hai? student - sir iska matlab hai ki parle sahab abhi online hain.
Girl after breakup: "agar wo jaan bhi maang leta tou hans k de deti lekin kameene ne facebook ka password maang lia ... :p
A boy to girl: kab milogi aur kaha dogi? girl: kaha aur kya loge ? . . . . boy: facebook par aur physics and chemistry k notes.
Jab tak h jaan fb version... . . . . . jab tak hai jaan..... jab tak hai jaan... tere jhute relationship status se... tere jalte sulagte quotes se... teri bereham updates se... nafrat karunga mai.. jab tak hai jaan... jab tak hai jaan...
""na raha kuch pass apne to sambhaal kar rakhi ek tanhi... yeh woo saltanat hay jiss k badshah bhi hum aur faqeer bhi hum...""
Facebook pe kisi ladki ko hello hi..karne se accha.. . . . . . . . kisi kutte ko patthar maar lo... .. atleast dhang se reply to karta hai.!! hahahahahaha,.. . good night friends..
Ek ladki ne page inbox me mujhse kaha ki "aap bhut achi post krte ho" . . awwwwww. . maine kaha to fir tum like kyu nhi krti ho?? . . . . vo boli- nhi main to apki har post 2-2 baar like krti hun... . . . ab aap hi btao. kaun samjhay in ladkiyon ko.