"why is facebook such a hit ? it works on the principle that 'people are more interested in others life than their own.
Ye kese mumkin hai tujhe bhool jaye.....!!!! tere naam par hi to maine apne facebook ka paassword rakha hai..!!!!
I hate the facebook layout. mene aaj see more pe click kiya aur.. . . . . . . . . mujhe koi peacock nahi dikha.!
She :- r u single? . . me :- haan ekdum..... mai to paida bhi akela hi hua tha . . . she :- baki sab baraat leke paida hote hai stupid **blocked**
Bhikhari: daadi roti dijiye khane ke liye.! . daadi : abhi taiyaar nahi hai, baad me aana.! . . bhikhari : ye mera cell number hai, taiyaar hote hi miss call de dena.! . bhikhari rocks daadi shocks..! . . daadi : are number kya lena, thodi der ke baad jab chapati ban jaegi to . facebook par upload kar dungi.. now daadi rocks bhikhari shocks..!
Shadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi taj banana tha par mumtaj mili nahi ek din kismat khuli aur sadi ho gaye ab taj banana hai par ab ye mumtaj marti nahi
Honey singh ka exam version... :d book se hu dur lekin exam se majboor... dil ko sataye ye teacher ka noor...... haa answer ye sachi aaj usko batau... mujhe samajh ni aata kaise teacher ko patau... bas pass hone k liye mein ye answer likta jaoon... din raat hi mein ye book rttejaoon... book aur guide mein dekhu vari vari... ji krda book fad du mein sari...
The greatest thing about facebook is that you can quote something and totally make up the source. -julius caesar-
Dad joined facebook. kid`s status update: `dad on fb, wtf!` dad commented, `what is wtf?` kid replied him, `welcome to facebook!`
Facebook status- the longest 5 seconds in anyone's life is waiting to press the "skip ad" button on youtube!