Facebook Status Jokes

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I didn't go to the gym yesterday. But the cashier who served me at McDonalds was named Jim. So... same thing!

I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them!

She's a pain in the ass but she's my pain of ass... and I love her!

Dear Haters,
May all your teeth fall out except the ones that ache!

Thanks for being a small, unnecessary part of my life!

I was born without you so guess what? I can live without you!

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them!

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here!

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status!

May your life be some day as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!

If you like bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more!