As rancho said in '3 idiots'. "kaam chuno jise karne mein tumhein maza aaye". had everyone followed that while choosing their careers, many men would have been porn stars!
Poonam pandey: a woman's body is like a musical instrument! then your certainly is like a guitar. everyone's given it a try.
Saif ali khan's son is demanding all maternal rights, to start with he wants breast-feeding forthwith.
Advertisement for a 2nd hand bmw showed a picture of sunny leone lying on a bed and the the slogan on it read: you know you're not the 1st one; but do you really care?
In making out their income tax some people are like sunny leone. they take off as much as the law allows.
Viagra makers got a new tagline from the movie "amar akbar anthony". their song: unhorny ko horny kar de, horny ko aur horny!
Sunil gavaskar named his autobiography "sunny days". sunny leone has decided to name her autobiography "sunny nights"! since even sunny leone's life deals with different strokes!
Raanjhanaa review: the only movie of bollywood in which hero doesn't have muscles and the heroine is flat!
The postal department has issued sunny leone stamps. men are confused which side to lick and which side to stick!