Do you know why mr. india never went to prostitutes? because he was afraid he'd be seen in the red light areas!
The changing times: 1970 - 1985 = sunny means gavaskar 1985 - 2010 = sunny means deol 2010 - current = sunny means leone kaam teeno ka thukai ka hi hai!
Dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do dj waale baabu mera gaana baja do . . . . . . . dj: gaana toh bata, maa ki laawri!
Sunny leone: meri next hindi movie horror hai... main sab ko dara ke rakh dungi. pappu: darr toh aapki pehle ki movies mein bhi lagta tha, kahi peechhe se mummy papa na aa jaayein!
The promos of poonam pandey's 'nasha' would be a flop. what are emotions doing in there? it shall contain only motion!
In pk, aamir khan gets all his knowledge of language from a prostitute and strangely does not know what condom is!
Q: what's the biggest tragedy in the movie 'sholay'? a: well, first of all thakur's wife dies and to make matters worse, gabbar cuts off thakur's hands.
Ajit: mona darling, you're not wearing your panty today? mona: yes boss, you're simply great. but how do you really come to know about it? ajit: i see dandruff on your shoes!