Q:Why did the blonde go outside with her purse open? A:She had heard there was going to be some change in the weather!
Traffic Cop: Why did you not use the INDICATOR before turning? Blonde: Why should I use Indicator? Where I am going is... none of your business!
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which the blonde man replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat!"
A person told his blonde friend, "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blonde guy then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th!"
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F!"
Blonde: Doctor, doctor! These pills you gave me for body odor... Doctor: What's wrong with them? Blonde: They keep slipping out from under my arms!
A police officer stopped a car and asked the blonde driver, "Can you identify yourself, Madam?" The blonde pulls out her mirror and says, "Yes, it's me!"