There was a robber and he went to this big house on a hill well when he saw the priest wasn't home he went into the house before he had even taken two steps, he heard a voice say "jesus is watching you and so am i" the burglar turned around and saw a parrot in a cage "oh it's just a stupid bird" he said right after he took a couple more steps, he heard the parrot say "jesus is watching you and so am i" "shut up you stupid bird" he said as he continued he was about level with the dinning table when he heard the parrot say "jesus is watching you and so am i" before he could turn to say shut up he heard a low growl come from under the table and a huge pit bull came out the parrot said "sic um jesus"
A man is driving down a deserted country road when he has a blowout. not having a spare he finally finds a house and asks the lady if he can use her phone to call for a tow-truck. as she opens the door for him to come in, a three legged pig runs out. he asks "why does that pig only have three legs?" she says that they had a fire and the pig woke everybody up and then went back and brought the dog out. he said "but why does the pig only have three legs?" she said well another time my son was playing on the ice and it broke and he fell in and the pig ran to the barn and got a rope and saved him. again he asked "why does the pig only have three legs?" after all the pig did for us, it didn't seem right to eat him all at once.