Animal Jokes

Q : what is a spiders favorite tv show? a : the newly web game!

Q : what did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late? a : your spinning me a yarn here!

Q: what do you call an under cover spider? a: a spy-der

Q : why are spiders like tops? a : they are always spinning!

Q : why can you never trust spiders? a : because they post stuff on the web.

Q : what do geeky spiders like to do? a : make websites.

Q : what do you call spider-man joining the marvel universe? a : a spin-off.

Q : what did the spider say when he broke his new web? a : darn it!

Q : why can't spiders become pilots? a : because they only know how to tailspin.

Q : why are spiders bad at driving? a : cause they always spin out.

Q : what does a spider do inside your ear? a : it makes your head spin.

Q : what part of a computer does a spider use? a : the webcam.