Q: who gives alligators presents on christmas? a: santa jaws!
Q: what's worse than one alligator coming to dinner? a: two alligators coming to dinner
Q: what do alligators drink before a race? a: gator-ade.
Q: why are alligators comedians so funny? a: their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Q: why won't alligators attack lawyers? a: professional courtesy!
Q: why shouldn't you shoot an alligator? a: he'll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
Q: what do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind? a: a tail-gater.
Q: what do yuppie alligators like to drink a: jaw-va
Q: what was the nerd alligators favorite programming language a: jaw-va
Q: what is an alligators favorite smell? a: human blood.
Q: what do you get a girl that likes crocodiles? a: all i got her is shoes.
Q: what do you call a man too big for an alligator to eat? a: a jawbreaker.