Q: what do wolf parties always start at midnight? a: so they can have a howling good time!
Q: why did the little boy cry wolf? a: because it ate the three little pigs.
Q: what do you call a lumberjack wolf? a: a timber wolf!
Q: what do you call a lost wolf? a: a where-wolf!
Q: what did matt damon say when a wolf took a bite out of his leg? a: howl do you like them apples!
Q: what do you get when you cross fred astaire and a wolf? a: dances with wolves.
Q: what's the difference between cersei lannister and a direwolf? a: lipstick.
Q: why did the wolf cross the road? a: he was chasing the chicken!
Q: what did one wolf say to the other? a: howl do you do.
Q: what does a wolf receptionist say? a: howl may i help you?
Q: where does a wolf sit in the movie theater? a: anywhere it wants to!
Q: what do you say when you meet a talking wolf? a: howl about that?