He :- main tumhe kuch sunana chahta hu!! she :- ok!sunao! he :- po, po,popo, po, po.popo, po!! she :- ye kya tha? he :- pada hai maine!! she :- madarchod.
She : aaj holi nahi kheli ? me : purane kapde pehen k gaya tha, logo ne rang lagane k bajai haath me 2 2 rupey dekar chale gaye she : bhaag bhikari.
Girl- tum bohot besharam ho, boy- wo to main bachpan se hi hu, main to paida bhi nanga hi hua tha boys always rock.
Maha madharch*d ladke aise hote hain: boy:- tumhein main jyada pasand hoon ya tatti..? girl: kya stupid question hai yeh..? boy: nahin jaanu batao na..? girl: ofcourse tum hi ab batao kyun pucha..? boy:- toh jab tum tatti ke liye foran chaddi utar sakti ho, mere liye q nahi.?
Ladka: tum mere sapno me, khwabo me, zazbato me rehti ho... . . . . . ladki: bhaiya, tumko kisi ne bewkuf banaya hai, main to 'delhi' me rehti hoon ...
Boy - hi girl - pehle jaguar le lo boy - bc saali rand maa ki bhosdi yaha cycle me hawa bharne ko paise nhi hai jaguar kaha se lu blocked.
Girl: duniya ko baata do ke tum mujhe se pyar karte ho, boy ne girl ke kaan me kha i love u... girl: tumne kaan me kyu kha? boy: kyuki tumhe mere duniya ho!
Me : hey baby she: who the hell are you and number kaha se mila tujhe ? me: sulabh sauchalaya me likha tha *blocked*
G.f. ko mnane ka naya trika boy :- jaanu.. aj saam ko kahi ghumne chle... grl :- nhi yaar mai bahut busy hu...srry.... boy :- chl nhi..to teri mummy ko bta doonga ki tera mere sath afare hai... grl :- jaanu aati hu na..gussa kyu hote ho ????
Ek ladke ki najar college ki ek ladki pe thhi, vo roj usko dekha karta thha aur sochta thha ki usko kaisi patau, fir use ek idea aya. ek din jab vo ghar ja rahi thhi to ladka uske aage aake shayarana andaaj mein bola ladka: “tum meri sapno mein rahti ho, tum mere khawabo mein rahti ho” ladki muskurake: “oye lagta hai tujhe kisi ne chutiya bana diya hai, main to delhi mein kiraye ke ghar mein rahti hun“
Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko apne ghar khane pe bulata hai. girlfriend khana khate hue boy-friend se puchti hai. girlfriend: “ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor kyu raha hai?” boyfriend: “tum jaldi-jaldi se khaana kha lo, wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai“
Girl - all man r same... boy - toh..!!??? toh bhen ki lawdi choose karne me itni der kyu lagati hai, jab sab same hain to.