Ek ladka apni girlfriend ko apne ghar khane pe bulata hai. girlfriend khana khate hue boy-friend se puchti hai. girlfriend: “ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor kyu raha hai?” boyfriend: “tum jaldi-jaldi se khaana kha lo, wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai“
Girl - all man r same... boy - toh..!!??? toh bhen ki lawdi choose karne me itni der kyu lagati hai, jab sab same hain to.
She: jaanu tum merese kitta pyaar krte??? boy: bohat zyadah... she: kitta zyaadah??? boy: itta zyadah ke guthke ki pichkaari se tumara naam likh sakta hu.
Girl- mera face meri maa jaisa hai.. . boy- haa aur tere boobs tere baap jaise hai. . girl- mere papa ko bxxbs nahi hai . boy- haa wahi to keh raha hu.
Girl:aaah mereko ek macchar ne kaata.. girl2: baby r u ok? girl3: hospital jaavo jaldi girl4: pagli jaldi soja mei abhi aarahi hun --------------------------------------------- boy: ah no met with a serious accident... lost my leg boy2: bc bola na harami ... teko raste mei chalna nai aata boy3: gadi ko kya hua bey boy4: kutte 2 legs bhi jaana tha boy5: toh mei naachu?
Friend: bhai naya iphone 6+ liya hai me : wow congrats friend : ye app install kar, mujhe 50 ka talktime milega me- aa gaya aukaad par
Girl 1 :- maine break up kar liya usse (crying) girl 2 :- mat roo yaar wo laut aayega girl 3 :- yeah? really? ***convo continue for much than 2 or 3 hour.*** boy 1 :- bhaii breakup ho gaya usse boy 2 :- bhaii sachi me... laa uska mob. no. mai try karu usse... plzzzz dena boy 3 :- bhaii beer ki party dega ya desi daru ki?
Boy- tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai . . girl- chhoro na . boy- tumhare baal kitnekhubsurat hai. girl- chhoro na . boy- tumhare gaal kitnegulabi hai . girl- ab chhoro bhi . . . . . . boy- arrrrey... kamini aur kitna choru. itne der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu tere kehne pe
Gf - kya bat hai aaj kal meri yad ni aati. bf - jab se fb chalana suru kiya, rat ki khayi hui sbzi yad ni rhti, tu kya ghanta yad rhegi..
Boy : from the day we met i don't drink or smoke girl : how sweet of you. are you madly in love with me? boy : shut up!, you made my pockets empty.
A nursry boy proposes a girl boy-i love u girl replies-ek thappad marugi khichke boy rplies-mukka nai khayegi jaise phir! badi aayi thappad marne wali .
Never make a girl cry... there is nothing more expensive than a female tear... when a single drop comes out, it first mixes with 'loreal' eyeliner (rs.650) & 'dior' mascara (rs.2500). then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with 'd&g' blusher (rs.2500) & finally when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with 'maybelline' lipstick (rs.350). this means that a single drop is ruining rs.6000. pls don't make them cry guys... it wld b difficult to afford it ... issued in public interest !