Santa was caught by mughal soldiers
And they took him to their king akbar.

Akbar: kaun ho tum?
Santa: jahanpanah, main santa hun.

Akbar: itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa, ghabraate hue:
Ji... main...vo... kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi...

Akbar: sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...
Santa pleads: nahin jahanpanah,
Aisa mat kariye,
Please mujhe banda hi rehne do.

Nurse-mubarak ho aapke
Ghar beta paida huwa hai
Santa- wah g wah kya technology hai
Bv meri hospital me hai
Aur baccha ghar paida huwa hai.

Boss: you can't come to office drunk.
Mallu employee: bud wei ser?

Santa ek black aur ek white shocks pehenkar school aata hai.
Madam : ghar jao aur moje badalkar aao.
Santa : koi fayda nahi, waha bhi ek black aur ek white moja hi rakha hai.

Pappu: i have 2 bad news for you.
Bunty: combine them.
Pappu: your girlfriend is cheating on both of us!

Santa apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha, logo ne pucha:”kya hua santa.. ?? . santa bola:”meri bhabhi acchi aurat nahi hai, . logo ne pucha:”kyu kya hua.. ?? . santa bola:”yaar mere dost mobile pe baat karte hai, jis se bhi puchu:”kis se baat kar rahe ho.. ?? . sab bolte hein: . . . . . “teri bhabhi se…:( :o :p :d :d