Shakespeare said: if there is a single dollar in your pocket then. . . . . convert it into indian currency, and buy a pepsi of rs.30 aur 20 rupaye ke samose bhi le lena, aur 3 ki gold-flake aur 2 ki tara gold pan masala. wah dada wah cha gaya sahkespare.

Ladki ekdum gori chitti aur bilkul steaming hot honi chahiye.' bc momo se shaadi kar lo.

Friend : meri gf mumbai rehti hai. teri gf kaha rehti hai? me : bhai meri gf toh naraz rehti hai

Sadak pe phool bechne wala ek aadmi ko bola phoolwala: “sahab, apni girlfriend ke liye phool le lo” ladka: “meri koi girl-friend nahi hai” phoolwala: “to mangetar ke liye le lo” ladka: “meri mangetar bhi nahi hai” phoolwala: “to biwi ke liye hi le lo” ladka: “arey bhai meri biwi bhi nahi hai, kunwara hun” phoolwala khushi se muskurate hue: “aye duniya ke khush-kismat insaan meri taraf se ye phool free mein le le“

Naukar – malik hamko ghar jana hai malik – aur yaha baiso ko chara kaun dega? naukar – malik jane do 2-3 saal bad jaa rha hu malik – ghar jake kya karoge… naukar – . . . . malik ghar se chitthi aayi hai hamara ‘mbbs’ pura ho gya hai ham top kiya hun

*subway* he:1burger pls guy:kshjcsh? he: haan? yes guy:ok,kxfghs? he:oh okay guy:nbxgdf? he: yes guy: it is 945 sir he: ruk atm ja ke aaya