Maine unse pucha ki....Aap mujase ab pyar..Kyu nahi karte...To unhone haskar javab diya..Pehele to kab kiya tha..
Mohabbat ki hai koi gunah nhi,Kyun mil rahi hai saza pata nhi,Haar gaya hu tumhe apna banate banate,Ab kafan dede dil me jagah nh
Pyar na hota hai wafa ya bewafa………Isse pyar karne wale bana dete hain ek aisa tofa….Jis main kabhi milti hai asuon ki baris…Aur kabhi milti hai muskan ki formaish
Juda hony ka andeshaJuda hony se pehly thaWo mujh se intihai khushKhafa hony se pehly thaJunoon ka daur guzra touMujhe bi bhool betha woNamaz-e-ishq tha lekin,Qaza hony se pehly thaMain kese soch sakta thaMujhy wo chorh jayegaBohat hi ba’wafa wo,Bewafa hony se pehly tha
Dil k zakhmo ki sifarish na huHmari muskan ki farmaish na huJise dekhne ko tarasti rahi aankhMagar unhe humse milne ki khwahish na hu
Loog apna banake chod dete haRishta gairo se jod lete haHum to ek phool bhi na todh sakLoog to dil bhi todh dete hai. .
Bus accident man crying: mera hath kat gaya. bahut dard ho raha hai. santa: abey chup baith. wo dekh uska gala kat gaya, fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!
आज भी हमारे देश में "तू प्यार है किसी और का तूझे चाहता कोई और है" गाना सुन के 10 में से 8 लौंडे सेंटी हो जाते है|
Ek aadami ne kaha : tum itna jaldi kyon aaye ho? Mr. shinha : saree saf nahi kiya tha. isliye bivi ke mar se bachane ke liye jaldi aaya gaya hun.
Girlfriend- do you love me? Boyfriend- yes Girlfriend- if i will die then you will cry? Boyfriend- yes, very much.Girlfriend - show me how much will you cry. Boyfriend - first show me how will you die.
Once in a forest after a party all theAnimals were eating kamla pasand paan masalaBut giraffe was not eating that one.Lion: why are you not eating kamla pasand.Giraffe: i only eat manikchand...unche log unchi pasand manikchand!.
Premi : tum kaho to main aasman se tare todakar tumhare kadamo me rakh dun. Premika : aeroplane ka kharcha main nahi dungi.