Santa- if a lion attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife, whom would u save ? mr. bean- the lion of course !=))

A little girl asked her father: do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time? father: no, some begin with if elected i promise...

गर्मियो में सर से पैर तक पर्दा लपेट कर घूमती है और सर्दियो में स्लीवलैस और शॉट्स में लगता है कुछ लड़कियो के दिमाग में केमिकल लोचा है...

Kuch boys ka common sense bhi zero hota hai...!!

Kaise...????

Gents toilet me likh kar aayenge....

"priya i love you"


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Girl- tumne mujh pe kya dekha ki mujhse pyar karne lage
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