Tera kiya hua wada jhutaOr mera sachha hogaJab tu prsooo aayegiTo dekh lena mera janajaV tere baraat se aachha hoga.
Sab ke dilo ki jaan banaya haiApne, muskil ko aasaan banayHain aapne, kaise adKaruga mohabbat ka karzEmran ko emran banaya hain aapne
Samajhte ho ki patthar hai hamUnko thokar maar jaygeWo ek baar kah de hamse ki nafrat haiKhuda ki kasam ham patthar bankarTo kya phool bankar bhi unki raah mai ne aayge...
Sitam mere pyar par kiye usneZakham dil par hone lageShayad taqdeer mai yhi likha thaDekh kar meri taqdeer ko log bhi rone lage...
Dekh kar aksar usko yah eahsaas hota haiKbhi kbhi gum dene wala bhi khaas hota haiYah or baat hai kbhi kbhi wo hmare pass nhi hota haiMagar uska diya gum aksar hmare pass hota hai...
Santa gunda ban gaya...Santa ne ek mashahoor seth ko phone lagaayaSanta - o seth 10 laakh rupaya bhijava de nahin toh..Seth - aap kaun bol rahe ho bhaayaSanta - main ariya ka bhai bol riya hoon...Seth - achchha aapakee bahan ka naam ariya hai kya...?
Interviewer: why should we hire you?Candidate: sir, main aise kaam karunga jaise meri behen ki shaadi ho!
Pappu: you remember that girl who said: "i can't live without you"?Bunty: yeah.Pappu: she is still alive!
Police: accident kaise hua?Driver: sir speed kam nahi ho payi, meri galti nahi hai.Police: 'bada gear' zimmedar hai!i!
Pals polio teem ghar aayee…Santa (beebee se): bandook aur kaaratus kahaan hain…??Teem bhaagee, peechhe se santa ne aavaaj dee,Ruko, oye rukoYe hamaare bachcho ke naam hain.!!