Santa aur banta dono bhai ek hee class mein padhatey thy.

Teacher: tum donon ne apane paapa ka naam alag-alag kyu likha...??

Santa: mam phir aap kahoge naqal maari hai, iseliye.

Doktar (mareej se): - jaanate ho, bachapan mein main chaahata tha ki, bada hokar daaku banoon...!!!
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Mareej (bada sa bil dekhate hue ): - aap bahut kismat vaale hain doktar saahab, varana is duniya mein kisake sapane sach hote hain.

Pappu ko girl ne joota mara...!!!

Pappu: - tum ne yeh joota gussey
Say mujhe mara
Ya majaaq main...!!!


Girl: - gussey se



Pappu: - aacha.....
Warna main aisa majaaq
Bardast nahi karta.

Santa- if a lion attacks ur mother-in-law and ur wife, whom would u save ? mr. bean- the lion of course !=))

A little girl asked her father: do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time? father: no, some begin with if elected i promise...

गर्मियो में सर से पैर तक पर्दा लपेट कर घूमती है और सर्दियो में स्लीवलैस और शॉट्स में लगता है कुछ लड़कियो के दिमाग में केमिकल लोचा है...