Sharir under se hua khoklBhale uper se koi bimari na hoJaise dushman bani hai taqdeer hamarDuaa karta hu waisi tumhari na ho
Kon rokega inn baaheti hui aankhon ko aajRulana to aadat hai jamane kiEk shakhs tha jo tham leta tha humkoUse bhi aadat ho gai hai hame aazmane ki.
Hoga tujhe afsos jab hum nahi hongeTaab teri aankhon se aansu kaam nahi hongeBahot milenge tere aarmaano se khelne waleLekin us waqt teri parwaah karne wale hum nahi honge.
Dil se khushiyon ka rishta tut gayAye jaan-e-wafaa jab se tu ruth gayaLamha-lamha shadiyon sa guzarne laga haHaath jab se tera mere haathon se chhut gaya
Aaj tak jitney aashiq aayDekhi sabne apni barbaadKoi miitt gaya koi marr gayaTo koi ho gaya yahan sharaabii.
Khafaa hokar chal diye tuNa jane kidhar na jane kahaaHum to rah gaye akele yahaaAawaj bhi de hum jakar kahaan
Sardar: station jaane k kitne rupey loge?Autowala: 100 rupey.Sardar: 30 lelo.Autowala: 30 me koun leke jayega?Sardar: tum piche bheth jao mein leke jaunga.
1st sardar: – o yaar agar neend na aaye to kyaKiya jaaye..??2nd sardar: – neend ka intizar karne se achha hai keBanda soo hi jaye..
Bsnl customer care:Customer: the internet is not working for the last 2 days.Executive: how is it possible, sir? Hamare yaha to 5 din se nahi chal raha!
Trainer: why do you want to learn jiu jitsu?Person 1: to defend myself.Person 2: discipline.Pappu: my girlfriend keeps stealing my fries!
At a wedding party:Some uncle: beta, take something.Girl: oh yeah uncle, Do-chaar selfie le leti hun!
Interviewer: why did you leave your previous job?Candidate: because once they fire you, they won't let you stay!