Pappu was standing with his bike. a guy came and asked, "bike still for sale?" pappu: yes, it is. guy: what's the lowest you'll go on it? pappu: 3 kmph. anything less than that and you'll tip over!

Boy 1 : agar tera best friend aur teri gf dono doob rahe ho totum kisko bachayega?..... . . . . boy 2 : doob jane do saalon ko... akhir dono ek sath kar kya rahe the...

Kid: dad tv lagao dad: konsa channel? k: cnbc dad: are waah abhi se news channel. shabaash mom: cartoon network bol raha hai.

मोदी जी घर छोड़ गए तो pm बन गए, ]
योगी जी घर छोड़ गए तो cm बन गए।
सोच रहा हूँ मैं भी निकल ही लूँ अब!

Sare relatives ke whatsapp groups se exit hoke sabko delete kar diya. aur is tarah maine diwali ki safayi shuru kar di hai.

Police officer: aaj mai pakka kisi ko pakad ke saja dunga. . . . . . aliya bhatt : mujhe saja do jaldi . party me jana hai.