what jokes does siri know

What do you call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day?
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Jaswanti (Just 1 tea)!

Teacher to Pappu: What is number seven, Even or Odd?
Pappu: Even.
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the S!

Banta: What women think about a 'Secret'?
Santa: Something which is told to one person at a time!