Pathan Raatbhar Mujara Dekhta Raha Subah Mujare Wali Boli Raatbhar Hamne Aapko Khush Kiya Hai Ab Aap Hamko Khush Kar Dijie!Pathan To Chal Main Nachta Hun Tu Dekh!
Salma Bathrum Se Nahakar Nikali To Uska Shauhar Use Ghur Raha Tha Salma Bade Pyar Se Boli "Romantic Hokar Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya Ji?" Pathan 2 Thappad Markar Bola . .. ... "Mere Garm Pani Se Kyon Nahi?"
Juta Chupai Ki Rasm Ke Vakt Dulhe Ki Ek Sali Boli "Main To 1100 Lungi" Dusari Sali: Main To 2100 Lungi Piche Se Pathan Bola "2310 Le Lo Usmen Fm (FM) Bhi Hai"
Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Se Pucha "Patna Kahan Hai?" Ladki Boli "Bihar Men"A Pappu Gusse Men Bola "Sala Bihar Men Kyon Panjab Me Kya Kharabi Hai?"
Pappu Ki Garlfrend Usse Boli "Agar Main Mar Jaun To Tum Kya Karoge?" Pappu: Main Bhi Mar Jaunga Garlfrend: Par Kyon Kya Tum Mujhse Itna Pyar Karte Ho? Pappu: Pyarvyar Kuchh Nahin Tere Chakkar Men Udhari Itni Ho Gayi Hai Ki Jina Mushkil Hai
Santa Aur Jeeto Ki Ladai Ho Gai Aadha Din Chupchap Gujarne Ke Bad Jito Santa Ke Paas I Aur Boli "Is Tarah Jhagadate Achche Nahi Lagte Ek Kam Karte Hain Thoda Aap Samjhauta Karo Thoda Main Karti Hu" Santa: Thik Hai Kya Karna Hai? Jito: Aap Mujhse Maafi Maag Lo Aur Main Aapko Maaf Kar Deti Hu