Principal: Aapko Sab Cheezein School Se Hi Leni Hi Padengi. Jaise Ki Books, Uniform, Shoes, Socks, Belt etc. Parents: Aur Education? Principal: Arre Haan, Uske Liye Aap Bahar Tuition Laga Lena!
Principal: I've had complaints about you, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Pappu: Nothing, sir. Principal: Exactly!