Pathan: Aaj Kisi Ne Mere Baap Ko Gali Di! Dusra Pathan: Fir? Pathan: Maine Bhi Uske Baap Ko Gali Di! Dusra Pathan: Lekin Vo Tha Kaun? Pathan: Mera Beta!
Jito: Jo Meri Baat Manega Aur Mere Aage Kuchh Nahin Bolega Main Use Inam Dungi Pappu: Lo Ji Aise To Sare Inaam Papa Hi Le Jayenge
Husband: Kabhi-Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Tum Hoti Ho To Aisa Hota, Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota. Wife: Agar Main Na Hoti? Husband: To Mere Paas Paisa Hota!
Patni: Kyu ji, roz subah mere chehre pe pani kyu dalte ho. Pati: Kyu ke, tere baap ne kaha tha.. meri beti phool ki tarah hai, ise murjhane mat dena!