Santa: Mere Se Aaj Buhut Galti Ho Gayi. Banta: Kya Hua? Santa: Meri Saali Do Kutte Ke Pille Lekar Aayi Thi. Maine Usse Jeeto Ke Saamne Keh Diya - Ek 'Puppy' Mujhe De Do!
Teacher : Why are u late? all ur classmates came to class on time. Student : “Jhund me kutte ate hain sir.. sher to akela ata hai.”